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月薪25萬和3萬煩惱才不一樣,吃優格不再舔上面的膜!
日期 | 2020-10-14
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日前,網紅作家黃山料在臉書發文表示「月薪25萬元和月薪3萬元之間,除了社會階層不同之外,煩惱卻是相同的。」此舉引發網友論戰,以下就盤點6句網友針對「如果月薪25萬,你會......?」的狂言吧!(看了真的哭笑不得)


1.從此不看3件一組500元的內褲

第一句最令編輯深有同感的是一名網友留言:「從此不看3件一組500元的內褲」,相信不少人皆是如此,日常生活費能省則省,遇到週年慶、清倉拍賣或組合優惠時都會忍不住被吸引。除了買東西前一定要貨比三家之外,有人還會特地等到優惠日或買一送一時才願意下單,甚至事先模擬怎樣買才最划算,例如:買網拍一定要等到有免運優惠,即便只省60元也可能是一餐的錢啊!(苦笑)

 

2.洗髮精見底不用加水

「洗髮精見底不用加水」更是讓人一股鼻酸啊,想必很多人是躺著也中槍!除了洗髮精用到快見底時都會加水延長它的使用次數之外,有人還會將洗碗精以一半的比例稀釋作為兩瓶使用呢!編輯自身經驗,還曾經把快用完的洗面乳和牙膏從中間剪開,並挖出裡面尚未用完的來用呢。(這才不是窮,這是物盡其用啦!)

 

3.吃優格不舔上面的膜

「吃優格不舔上面的膜」只能說網友們真的不要這麼一語道破(編輯自己頻頻中槍!),不只優格、布丁盒一定要不放過任何一處、吃乾抹淨外,像是飲料也是要拼命倒好、倒滿,彷彿沒有看到最後一滴落下誓不罷休。

 

4.麥當勞薯條加大,吃一半丟掉

平常點麥當勞套餐時都會捨不得加大薯條、多點一份雞塊或是把汽水換成玉米濃湯(哭),然而就有網友表示自己若月薪有25萬的話,一定會「麥當勞薯條加大,吃一半丟掉」,這個真是讓編輯感到又寫實又哭笑不得,吃不完為什麼還要加大啦!(喂)編輯自己對於食物的經驗是「吃到飽餐廳」,可能會故意前一天不吃或是特地少吃一餐,為了就是空下肚子吃回本(誤),每次都一定要把自己吃到撐才滿足,這真的不是一個值得效仿的行為啊!

 

5.不買1元的袋子而是買2元!

還有網友表示有月薪25萬的話,以後都不要買1元的袋子而是要買2元!(驚)其實如果你有這麼多錢,何不買一個美麗又牢固的環保袋呢?有錢又高尚!也有人分享有25萬的話,以後轉帳前都不用在意是不是同一家銀行了。(轉帳手續費也是一筆錢啊!)

 

6.買「香菜」來燒

而最後一個要分享的狂妄言論則是有網友說:「買香菜來燒」,試問是跟香菜結了多大的世仇呢?(笑瘋)不過,或許你這麼做還真的有人會感謝你呢,因為不吃香菜的人實在太多啦!看完上述6句「驚世駭論」只能說:「果然貧窮限制了想像啊!」如果編輯月薪也有25萬的話,應該會先把購物車裡的待買清單通通買下來吧?(誤)(購物車已經99+了)大家會怎麼做呢?

 

Source:tvn、愛奇藝、weibo

 

註:文章之圖片出自於《金秘書為何那樣》一劇,皆屬於情境示意圖,與該劇劇情內容&演員無關。

 

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